5 things #journalists will never tell you

1) you may well have said this is off the record but as you're not a regular source of info if you withhold stuff from now cause i breached the confidence so what

2) i know less about this subject than you do but i know how to ask questions with attitude that push you off balance

3) i'm really just in an entertainment industry which sells ad space to make money

4) yes of course I'll just sex up your press release because i have't got the time to do serious journalism

5) i am going to make up some story and get it in a newspaper - unless you are rich there is little you can do about that